Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Oz:
Look, Barry, if the wedding's on again, fine, everybody's happy for you, right. But divvn't stand there tryin' to tell wor that Ally Fraser's some sorta prince amongst men, for Christ's sake.

Barry:
[Smoking the cigar while Hazel sips on a cocktail] Ah, it's just that I'd never really sat down and conversed with the man, had I? I mean, I'd always accepted your lot's opinion of him of being some sort of monster. But you speak as you find, and I happened to find him very charming and very civilised.

Hazel:
I'm thrilled he persuaded Barry because I'm over the moon!

Barry:
We've decided to have a little party for family and friends when we get back, haven't we?

Moxey:
Why?

Hazel:
It just seems the best of both worlds, really.

Moxey:
No, I meant why would Fraser take all this trouble over you two?

Barry:
[Offended] Oh, that's charming(!) Thanks very much(!)

Moxey:
No, I didn't mean it like that.

Bomber:
It does seem a bit queer.

Moxey:
I meant is he payin' for the food an' the booze an' that?

Barry:
Of course not!

Hazel:
We wouldn't hear of it!

Barry:
That's comin' out of my pocket, that is.

Moxey:
Mind you, if you took the boat out far enough, all the ale would be duty free, wouldn't it?

Oz:
Don't be a dickhead, man, Moxey. You've still gotta buy it at the offie.

Moxey:
Oh, aye, yeah. Yeah, I forgot about that.

Bomber:
Well, I think the odds of you being best man have lengthened even further, Moxey.

Barry:
Ah, that reminds me that little problem's still got to be resolved, hasn'it? First thing tomorrow, we'll draw straws again.

Oz:
Nah, count me out of that, thank you. [He, Moxey and Bomber finish their drinks]

Bomber:
Me too.

Moxey:
Yeah, I'm not keen, neither. [They head for the exit]

Barry:
What's up with you lot?

Oz:
Fly yer cousin Martin down, why don't yer, eh? [Oz, Bomber and Moxey leave the bar.]

Barry:
[To Hazel] Oh dear. No matter how hard you try, Hazel, you always end up offending somebody, don't you?