Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Enrique:
Do you, Barry Taylor, take Hazel Susan Redfern, to be your awful wedded wife?

Kenny:
That should be "lawful".

Enrique:
Oh, sorry. Your lawful wedded wife?

Barry:
I do.

Enrique:
...So, I now pronounth you... a man and a wife. [Everyone applauds. Barry searches his pockets frantically for the ring.]

Brenda:
[To Christine] Are you sure this is legal?

Christine:
Well, apparently. [Barry finds the ring and puts it on Hazel's finger. They kiss.]

Oz:
[Pouring champagne for Wayne, Bomber and Moxey]: Get a bit of this doon ya!

Neville:
[Still ruminating about Oz's Spanish lottery win] £34,000... It's just not fair!

Dennis:
Hey, there's a boat coming up on the right, there!

Kenny:
Or starboard as we say in nautical circles. [It's a speedboat with Ally Fraser on board]

Barry:
What's this?

Kenny:
It's your mystery guest, Barry. [Fraser waves from his boat]

Vicky:
What's he doing here? [Fraser boards the Sans Souci. A Spanish police boat is nearby sending out a Morse code message.]

Fraser:
[To Barry and Hazel] Well you don't actually think that I would have missed a happy occasion like this? [Kenny laughs]

Dennis:
What's going on, Ally?

Fraser:
Dennis, I've had a little bit of business to do, and then I promised myself I'm gonna get back here for Barry's wedding.

Barry:
Ahhh, very much appreciated, Mr. Fraser!

Hazel:
Thank you very much for the chocolates, Mr. Fraser.

Fraser:
Oh, my pleasure.

Hazell:
[Showing Barry] Swiss!

Spanish Police Boat Officer:
[Over a loudhailer] Sans Souci, maintain your position! Maintain your position!

Fraser:
Let's get the hell outta here! [Fraser and Kenny make a bolt for the bridge]

Spanish Police Boat Officer:
[Over a loudhailer] ¡Sans Souci, mantenga su posicion!

Kenny:
¡Vamos, Enrique! ¡Vamos! [Enrique speeds the boat up] (Let's go, Enrique! Let's go!)

Spanish Police Boat Officer:
[Over a loudhailer] Sans Souci, vamos a borderas. [The police boat continues to pursue the Sans Souci]

Fraser:
You set me up, Kenny! If you've bought immunity by shopping in me...

Kenny:
Don't you worry about that, sonny! I'm blagging 20% of that. [Points to Fraser's cash-filled briefcase]

Barry:
[From the lower deck] 'Scuse me, everybody wants to know what's happening!

Fraser:
[Ignoring Barry] How fast does this thing go?

Kenny:
I don't know, I've only pissed around port before with a couple of birds and a picnic basket!

Fraser:
Make for Tangiers!

Kenny:
Right you are.