Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 2

Brenda:
Tangiers? I'm not taking Debs to Tangiers!

Neville:
It doesn't look like we've got much choice, Brenda.

Wayne:
[To Moxey] What was that you said last night there, Mox, about nothing going to transform our lives?

Spanish Police Boat Officer:
[Over a loudhailer] Sans Souci, stop your engine! Repeat, stop your engines! [Bomber joins Wayne and Moxey and refills their glasses]

Bomber:
Well, there must be some work in North Africa.

Moxey:
There's bound to be. I mean, they built the pyramids, didn't they?

Spanish Police Boat Officer:
[Over a loudhailer] This is the police. Heave to!

Oz:
Dennis! Dennis, man!

Dennis:
What?

Oz:
Well, dae summat!

Dennis:
Who me?!

Oz:
Well, I've copped a fortune, man. As soon as I put these in, me life's completely changed overnight, and we're headin' in the opposite bloody direction!

Dennis:
And what am I supposed to do, man? This is just like bloody Düsseldorf, this! "What's gannin on, Dennis? What are we ganna do, Dennis?" It's all down to Dennis. Look man, I divvn't know what's happening! I don't know where we're going or what's gonna happen to any of wor.

Neville:
So what else is new?