Boston Legal, Season 1

Judge Clark Brown:
Now I'm going to do the interrupting. If Nothing Else I pride myself on being conscientious fact finder.

Denny:
Oh Brother

Judge Brown:
Mr. Crane, did you say something?

Denny:
It's a stupid law. Overturn it, be a man.

Shirley:
Mr. Crane was trying to be helpful, apparently he did not succeed.

Judge Brown:
We will hold an evidentiary hearing at 2:00. We will first hear from the Mayor and then, Miss Schmidt, if you choose, we will hear from your client. Until then, we are adjourned.

Denny:
Put on a dress

Judge Brown:
2:00!

Shirley:
(To Denny) What are you doing?

Denny:
I know this Judge. I know where his buttons are.

Shirley:
Research shows, Denny, it's not wise to antagonize the people whose favor you're trying to court!

Denny:
Oh, come on Shirley. You still antagonize me and we both know what's really going on, don't we?

Shirley:
You sweet man. It's been a long time since anyone's hit my button. I doubt you'd even know where to find it!

Denny:
Just a matter of time, Shirley, just a matter of time. (To client, who's sitting right next to them) This doesn't involve you, man, it's sexual.