Avatar: The Last Airbender, Season 1

[Back inside the warriors' base. Hahn and Sokka sharpen their axes against grindstones]

Hahn:
[smugly] Let me tell you, Soh-ka, I've courted a lot of girls, but Yue is the finest. And she comes with the most perks.

Sokka:
[annoyed] PERKS?! What does THAT mean?!

Hahn:
I mean, Yue's nice and everything, but the points I'll gain with the chief aren't bad either.

Sokka:
Princess Yue is WASTED on a self-absorbed weasel like you!

Hahn:
Whoa, hang on. What do you care? [Sokka closes his eyes sorrowfully] You're just a simple rube from the Southern Tribe. What would you know of the political complexities of our life? [smirks] No offense.

[Sokka snaps, screams angrily at Hahn and tackles him; the two begin rolling around on the floor in a struggle]

Sokka:
You're just a jerk without a soul! No offense!