Band of Brothers

Penkala:
[about Buck] "Don't do anything stupid"? Who the hell is he talking to? A bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Can you get any more stupid than that?

Luz:
Probably not.

Muck:
I swam across the Niagara once.

Penkala:
[sarcastically] Yeah.

Muck:
I swear! On a bet.

Luz:
What, in a barrel?

Muck:
No... God... I didn't go over the falls, George. I swam across the river.

Luz:
I don't know.

Muck:
Ten miles up from the falls. I tell you: that current is damn strong.

Penkala:
Oh, yeah.

Muck:
Must have carried me at least 2 miles downstream before I got across. But, I got across. Now personally, I didn't think it was all that stupid, but my mom, my sister, Ruth... They gave me all kinds of hell.

Luz:
Yeah, I bet, Muck.

Muck:
So did Faye. [his girlfriend]

Luz:
Aah, sweet Faye Tanner...

Muck:
Shut it, George.

Penkala:
Well, they had a point - you're an idiot.