Battlestar Galactica

Baltar:
Lieutenant Starbuck. How nice of you to drop in.

Lieutenant Starbuck:
Baltar! I'd trade my life for one shot at you.

Baltar:
You will come to understand that I had nothing to do with the defeat of the Colonies. I, too, was a victim.

Lieutenant Starbuck:
Yeah. You look like one.

Baltar:
Fortunately, there have been some changes in the Cylon Empire, changes favorable to humans and their predicament.

Lieutenant Starbuck:
You'd know a lot about that.

Baltar:
Don't antagonize me. I come to bring an offer of peace to all humans. There people here are our friends.

Lieutenant Starbuck:
Really? Then you won't mind my leaving with the good news.

Baltar:
In time. [to a Cylon Centurion] Remove him. See that he's fed and made comfortable.

Lieutenant Starbuck:
I just want you to know that torture won't do you any good. I had a course in resisting. [The Cylon Centurion forces him to start walking] Hey, careful. I bruise. Easy.