Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 2

[The Tennyson family is eating dinner at the dining room table as the phone rings]

Ben:
[gets up from the table and answers] Hello? Tennyson residence. This isn't a good time, Kevin.

Kevin:
You're telling me. I'm up to my nose in smelly goo, trapped in a vat, and DNAliens are coming!

Ben:
(looks at his parents staring at him as they hear Kevin's voice and waves at them) I'm conferencing Gwen in.

Gwen:
(answers the phone) Hello?

Kevin:
I can't get a grip on the wall! Uh-oh. Company.

Gwen:
Kevin? Is that you?

Ben:
Absorb something and bust out of the tank.

Kevin:
Absorb what? Stink?

Ben:
What's your phone made of?

Kevin:
Titanium. Why? (looks at his cellphone) Oh.

Carl:
Ben, you're on punishment. Get off the phone!

Ben:
One minute, Dad.

Gwen:
Guys, I think I know what Kevin's swimming in. According to wifipedia, Castoon has only one export -- bat guano.

Kevin:
(busts his way out of the tank) What is guano?

Gwen:
Evidently, the berries on the island are radioactive from the nuke testing years ago. When they're eaten by the bats, the resulting waste is the rarest isotope in the world.

Kevin:
[disgusted] Ugh!

Carl:
Ben?

Ben:
One minute.

Gwen:
The radiation is so mild however, it would take a lot of it to constitute a threat.

Ben:
Gwen, how much can that freighter carry?

Carl:
Okay, that's it!

Ben:
Uh oh.

Gwen:
50,000 tons.

Kevin:
Guys, I could use a little help.

Sandra:
[takes the phone out of Ben's hand, cutting off their call] "No phone" means "no phone!" Go to your room!

Ben:
[shrugs and walks to his room] I can't believe this is happening!