Better Call Saul, Season 1

[Jimmy accidentally runs over a skateboarder on his way home. He panics and gets out of the car.]

Lars:
Oh God, oh God, oh God! Oh my God, Cal! Cal! Look at me! Are you okay?! Say something! [to Jimmy] What did you do?!

Jimmy:
I...

Lars:
What did you do to my brother?! Why don't you look where you're going?!

Jimmy:
I was making a turn, he came outta nowhere!

Lars:
You freakin' hit him, man! You ran him over! You ran over my brother, [holds up video camera] I got the whole thing on video!

Cal:
Listen! It was an accident. It was an accident, he... he didn't mean to. [tries to get up and yells in pain]

Lars:
Is it broken? [to Jimmy] You broke his leg! Why are you driving around and not lookin', driving around breaking people's legs!

Jimmy:
Okay, okay!

Lars:
Somebody call the cops!

Jimmy:
Don't–don't call the police! Don't call the police!

Lars:
[to two gardeners in Spanish] Policia! I'll call them myself. [starts dialing his phone]

Jimmy:
Don't call the police!

Lars:
Don't call the cops?

Jimmy:
No!

Lars:
How are you gonna fix this? What are you gonna do to make things right?

Jimmy:
[long pause] I don't know, fellas. What can I do to make it right?

[The skateboarder twins look at each other briefly]

Cal:
I don't know. [pause] Five hundred dollars.

Jimmy:
Five hundred bucks? [another pause; Jimmy kicks Cal in the shin]

Cal:
OW! What the hell, man?!

Jimmy:
Listen, Starlight Express, I’m gonna give you a 9.6 for technique, 0.0 for choice of victim! I’m a lawyer! Furthermore, [points at his car] does this steaming pile of crap scream payday to you, huh?! The only way that entire car is worth $500 is if there’s a $300 hooker sitting in it! Now, let’s talk about what you owe me for the windshield.

[Cal and Lars grab their skateboards and run away from Jimmy]

Jimmy:
I'll take a check!