Better Call Saul, Season 1

[The Kettlemans offers Jimmy a bribe to avoid talking about their embezzled money]

Betsy:
Please, just don't tell anyone about the money.

Jimmy:
I can't take a bribe.

Betsy:
Who would know?

Craig:
We won't tell anyone.

Betsy:
Yeah, take it.

Jimmy:
I can't take it.

Craig:
Please? Didn't you say that you wanted to help us?

Betsy:
Just pretend you never saw the money. How hard is that? Take it. Take it.

Jimmy:
I c—I can't take a bribe... but you know what? I can take a retainer.

Betsy:
A retainer?

Jimmy:
Yeah, for my services... as your lawyer?

Craig:
You're not our lawyer.

Jimmy:
Well, not yet. Look, I know HHM is shiny and it's slick and it's chock-full of lawyers, and compared to them I'm like a kiddie lemonade stand trying to compete with Walmart, but here's the thing: what are you gonna get from me that you're not gonna get from those other guys? Passion. Commitment. Ask yourself this: who found you? I don't see Howard Hamlin ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here. If you're with me, you're my number one client—morning, noon or night. You call me, I'm there. I would be singularly devoted to you.

[The Kettlemans shake their heads]

Jimmy:
Wh- Why not?

Betsy:
I'm sorry. You're just...

Jimmy:
Just what?

Betsy:
You're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire.