Better Call Saul, Season 1

[Nacho has been released now that he's been cleared of involvement in the Kettlemans' camping trip]

Jimmy:
Well... I believe I did more than what you asked of me, so, uh, that would make us square, yes? Great. You need a ride?

Nacho:
Camping? You expect me to believe that shit?

Jimmy:
Yeah, I know it. The things people do, huh?

Nacho:
They decide to go camping right after I run my little offer by you?

Jimmy:
Could be argued that all of life is one great coincidence.

Nacho:
Somebody told those people to, um, go camping. Somebody warned them.

Jimmy:
They’re very woodsy. And between you and me, they’re pretty rash when it comes to the decision-making. I mean, they're not really the plan-ahead types.

Nacho:
Yeah, I'd cut the cute attitude right about now if I were you. You ratted on me. There will be consequences.

Jimmy:
Hey, if somebody warned the Kettlemans, it was probably somebody who was worried about those kids.

Nacho:
You know how much trouble you caused me?

Jimmy:
You didn't need any help getting caught, okay? The neighbor ID'd you. You were sloppy. Any trouble you might have... that's on you. Not to mention the blood in your van. Here's a thought... Ajax, Formula 409! You have no idea the tap dance I had to give those cops to get you out of here. You gave them probable cause out the wazoo. Now, and whoever that somebody is who may have warned the Kettlemans got them out of there before you did anything even more stupid. You should be thanking this good samaritan. Because whoever he is, he did you a favor.