Better Call Saul, Season 1

[Late at night, Jimmy is leaving the parking lot when he stops at Mike's booth]

Jimmy:
Heeeeey, there he is. The man in the booth, John Wilkes Booth, Booth Tarkington. Whatcha readin' there? The Complete Annotated Book of Rules for Parking Validation?

Mike:
No, the rules for parking validation are actually pretty simple. Most people get it on the first try.

Jimmy:
Well, you’ll be pleased to know I have the requisite stickers. [hands over parking ticket]

Mike:
[deadpan] Well, be still my heart.

Jimmy:
Aaand... you can have this, as well. [hands over business card] I’m doing elder law now. "Need a will? Call McGill." So, give me a call if you, uh—uh, if, uh, you happen to know any elders.

Mike:
[slightly annoyed] Good night. [presses button to lift the crossarm]

Jimmy:
Couldn’t have a bad one if I tried. [drives away]