Better Call Saul, Season 1

Jimmy:
Oh, here's your coffee. Hope it's good to the last drop, 'cause I'm billing you the full hour for it.

Mike:
That's for you.

Jimmy:
Huh, that's very thoughtful. [beat] You serious? Why'd you have me bring that to you?

Mike:
Alright, here's what's gonna happen: those two cops out there are from Philadelphia, they've come a long way to see me. When they come in here, we're all gonna have a little chat, and when it's over, the young one– who's been writing in his little notebook–he's gonna take it and put it in his jacket, and when he does that, I want you to take that coffee and spill it on him. Little accident. That's all.

Jimmy:
And why, pray tell, would I do that?

Mike:
Because I'm asking you to. It's the only reason you're here.

Jimmy:
So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer.

Mike:
I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of "assault," but, hey, you're the lawyer.