Better Call Saul, Season 4

[ADA Ericsen calls "Free Will Baptist Church", unaware that's it's a ploy by Jimmy and his film crew]

Jimmy:
[Cajun accent] Hello there, Free Will Baptist, Pastor Hansford speaking. Uh, who dis?

ADA Ericsen:
Good afternoon, pastor. My name is Suzanne Ericsen, I'm an assistant district attorney from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Jimmy:
Oooooh, that's a long way off, cher! Uh, can you hold on a second? Clarence is going at the organ, let me just- I'm gonna step into the vestibule. [motions for the organ music to be turned down] Ah, there we go. Now, what can I do for you, Miss uh- Miss Ericsen, you say?

ADA Ericsen:
Mhm. Um, the court has received numerous letters from members of your congregation in regards to Mr. Huell Babineaux. May I ask you a couple questions about Mr. Babineaux?

Jimmy:
Surely. What I can tell you about our Huell?

ADA Ericsen:
Well, what kind of person would you say Mr. Babineaux is?

Jimmy:
Why, I'd say he's a lovely person, both inside and out.

ADA Ericsen:
Yes, I'm sure you'd say that about all your parishioners.

Jimmy:
Hah, right, I suppose I would! But no. No, Huell, he's special. He's got a heart as big as Lake Pontchartrain.

ADA Ericsen:
Hm. Do you mind my asking, what did he do to gain so much devotion in Coushatta?

Jimmy:
Well, ma'am, for starters... he's a bona fide hero.

ADA Ericsen:
He's a hero?

Jimmy:
Yes, ma'am. See, about... mm, a year ago, uh, there was a fire in the rectory. It was during Bible study... at night... 'cause, uh, some of the old folks around here, they like to brush up on the Bible before, uh, they go to slep. Y'know, get right in case the Lord call them home?

ADA Ericsen:
Yes.

Jimmy:
Wouldn't you know it, there was a short circuit in the ol' coffeemaker. The whole thing catch fire, and the flame leaped up t'the windowsill! Well, Huell happened to be visiting his people and he saw the smoke. Well, what did he do? He burst right in and he carried out every last one of them oldsters!

ADA Ericsen:
My goodness, and what happened to the church?

Jimmy:
The church is fine! [signals for a donation on the Free Will Baptist website] I shudder to think what might'a happened if God, in his grace, hadn't seen fit to send us ol' Huell.

ADA Ericsen:
I see.

Jimmy:
Now, y'all sound like a real nice lady, and I know you're only doing your job, but I want you to understand something. I think you got the wrong end of the stick here. Huell Babineaux is very important to us! Now, he- he would never hurt a police officer! I believe it's just a misunderstanding, and I believe he might've been helping his friend. That’s the Huell that I know. [points at his film crew] Put that down, Clarence! Get rid of them robes now, that's for communion! Now, I will be with you presently. Ma'am, is there anything else I can help you with?

ADA Ericsen:
No. No, pastor, thank you for your time. I think that's all.

Jimmy:
Oh! Um, have you set a date yet for Huell trial?

ADA Ericsen:
No, not yet.

Jimmy:
Well, would you do me a kindness and ring me up when you do? Because we got a couple of charter buses. We're gonna bring the whole congregation up to y'all in Albuquerque.

ADA Ericsen:
I'll make sure to let you know.

Jimmy:
Bless you, and I look forward to meeting ya. [hangs up phone]

Drama Girl:
[beat] Is it over?

Jimmy:
...Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna take the church phone with me; she might call back. If any of these ring, I want you to pick up every third caller, okay? Thirty seconds max, stick to the script, let the rest go to voicemail.

Camera Guy:
Uh, so... are we just supposed to hang around here, til—

Jimmy:
You're paid for the day. You stay until I say you can go.