Better Call Saul, Season 6

Kim:
Kim Wexler.

Jimmy:
Hey, Kim Wexler! You know who this is? [beat; Kim is silent] I'm gonna take that as a "yes". Uh, that receptionist of yours, is she the type to listen in?

Kim:
No.

Jimmy:
Good! Okay! So... How's Florida been treating you? I'm catching you between hurricanes, I hope. [pause] Kim? You there?

Kim:
What do you want?

Jimmy:
No, I don't... I don't want anything, I just—It's been a while, y'know, I was just... I was thinking, it's been a while? And, uh... It might be nice to catch up.

Kim:
"Catch up?"

Jimmy:
Yeah, my mind was wandering this morning, just... Not thinking anything in particular, just random thoughts and—Bam, it suddenly occurred to me, it's been six years. I mean, Jesus. I—I couldn't believe it! [beat] I thought you might wanna know I'm still alive. [pause] Yep. I'm still out here! Still getting away with it! Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist.

Kim:
You shouldn't be calling me.

Jimmy:
Oh, hey! You're awake!

Kim:
You shouldn't be calling.

Jimmy:
Why not? What, am I tying up the line from important irrigation business? I mean, come on, Kim, say something. Hey, call me an asshole! Yell at me! Just let me know you still got a pulse. [pause] Just say something!

Kim:
You want me to say something?

Jimmy:
Yeah.

Kim:
You should turn yourself in.

Jimmy:
Do what?

Kim:
You heard me. I don't know what kind of life you've been living, but it can't be much.

Jimmy:
Said the pot to the kettle! What?! That is—that is really rich, you—you preaching to me?! See, you have no idea what I did or didn't do, okay? And why–why don't you turn yourself in? Seeing as how you're the one with the guilty conscience, huh? What is—What is stopping you, huh? Fring's in the ground. Mike's in the ground. Lalo's in the ground, apparently. You don't have to hold back on my account! They can only hang me once, so what?! So go ahead! Spill your guts, put on your hair shirt, see what it gets you! Why are... Kim, why are we even talking about this? We're both too smart to throw our lives away for no reason, just... I just—I only wanted to... Kim—Kim...! Kim—

Kim:
I'm glad you're alive. [she hangs up]