Bottom, Series 1
Bottom (1991-1995), a British sitcom by Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall. more »
Shop Assistant:
Can i help you, sir?
Eddie:
This is a sex shop, isn't it?
Shop Assistant:
Yes.
Eddie:
(slaps money down) I'll have five quids worth then!
Shop Assistant:
Very droll, sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie:
Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant:
No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie:
You've been working here too long mate.
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