Bottom, Series 1

Richie:
So, we've only got eleven pounds eighty to last us for the next two months?

Eddie:
No, we've got 30p and a second-hand copy of "Parade".

Richie:
What?

Eddie:
It's an investment. Look, I got it for one pound fifty and originally it only cost a shilling. The value of these things is just sky-rocketing!

Richie:
That's pre-decimalisation that is! They all have their pants on.