Bottom, Series 1
Bottom (1991-1995), a British sitcom by Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall. more »
Richie:
Do you know how many birds there are in the world?
Eddie:
Yeah, about three billion.
Richie:
Do you know how many of them I've slept with?
Eddie:
Yep.
Richie:
None.
Eddie:
Yeah, I know.
Richie:
I mean, statistically that's really quite phenomenal, isn't it?
Eddie:
Not for an ugly fat bastard like you it isn't.
Richie:
I wonder what sort of great bird'd suit me?
Eddie:
Blind one. Well, blind deaf masochist really.
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