Bottom, Series 1

Eddie:
Why're you putting mayonnaise on your face?

Richie:
It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion.

Eddie:
(examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion.

Richie:
What? Oh no, blast! Oh God! Oh, argh-rrgh! Phuh! Well where's the sun tan lotion then?

Eddie:
You squirted that into your cheese roll.

Richie:
But I ate that!

Eddie:
(grinning) Yeah, I know.

Richie:
Well why didn't you tell me?

Eddie:
Because I don't like you very much.