Blue Heelers, Season 1 (1994)

Roz:
Listen Maggie, we've got a spare room.

PJ:
Yeah, or we could shovel ours out for you Mag.

Maggie:
Thanks guys but....

PJ:
No really, I'll make sure Nick doesn't sleep walk

Maggie:
It's not Nick I'd be worried about

[Pat Doyle and Chris talking about Maggie]

Pat:
The kid was in her class at school, they were both only 8 years old we'll she's dragged him into the station under citizen's arrest, couldn't understand why I wouldn't lock him up.

[Both Laugh]

[Maggie walks in]

Maggie:
G'day you two

Chris:
Hi I've just been hearing all about you

Maggie:
Insisting on being Josephine in the activities play

Chris:
Uh - Uh

[Shakes her head]

Maggie:
Well then it must have been the citizens arrest when i was eight

Chris:
Got it in two

Maggie:
Jimmy Dockerdy, he squirted one of the nuns with a bubbler, your going back to Melbourne before you start showing baby photos i hope

Chris:
Already seen them

Maggie:
Ohhhh Dad..... you didn't