Bottom, Series 3

Dick Head:
So, Eddie...

Eddie:
Uh-uh, my name is... Deirdre Barlow.

Spudgun:
So's mine

Hedgehog:
Mine too.

Eddie:
(pointing to Richie) And him.

Dick Head:
Well, Deirdres, Skullcrusher is very, very angry with you.

Richie:
Should we send him some flowers?

Dick Head:
No, I'm afraid it's beyond flowers. Basically, he says that unless you stop printing, and come up with five grand by closing time tonight, he's gonna come around and crush your skulls.

Richie:
And... that's why they call him the Skullcrusher...

Dick Head:
Exactly! So, until tonight, gentlemen?

Richie:
I think I'd better go to the lavvy.

Eddie:
Me too.

Spudgun:
And me!

Hedgehog:
I've just been.