Bottom, Series 3

Marcel:
Look! It's Ted Rogers in a dress!

Richie:
Yeah, don't try that old "Hey, look, it's Ted Rogers in a dress" routine on me, Buster! Come on over here and get some good old-fashioned British violence!

Marcel:
But it is Ted Rogers in a wedding dress! With a big seven-foot Neanderthal figure.

Eddie:
That's not Ted Rogers! That's that bird from the abbatoir, that's getting married to "Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones.

Richie:
Yeah.

[Richie and Eddie gasp in horror]

Richie & Eddie:
"Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones?!

"Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones:
(from off-screen) That's right, you ignorant English wankers!

[A pair of cricket balls hit Richie and Eddie on their foreheads, knocking them out]