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Eddie:
Right, so your philosophy is... bollocks?

Richie:
: Yes!

Eddie:
Well that's an unusual philosophical stance.

Richie:
: Yeah, I think I put my trousers on too quickly just now. But stick to the point, Eddie, I thought we were talking philosophy?

Eddie:
Well, we were, but your philosophy is bollocks!

Richie:
: So let's talk bollocks!

Eddie:
BUT THAT'S ALL WE EVER DO!

Richie:
: So let's do what we always do!

Eddie:
Oh god, and so it goes on, day after day, year in year out, slime in this ear, slime in that ear, don't you ever yearn for change?