Bob's Burgers, Season 3

Linda:
There's my little candy corns! Ooh! Sad Wolverine! Scary, and sad.

Louise:
I'm Edward Scissorhands, Mom.

Bob:
Uh, I'm not sure about you walking around with scissors all night, Louise.

Linda:
[holding up spoons] Why don't you be Edward Spoonhands?

Louise:
[uses her scissors to grab them and toss them away] Get real. It's Halloween, not Hallowuss.

Linda:
And Tina's a mummy! Sexy!

Tina:
[wrapped in toilet paper, holding a baby doll] Last year I was a mummy. This year, I'm a mommy mummy. And I'm single, and I'm working two jobs, and I'm just trying to get back out there.

Bob:
Tina, you have to put your costume back on the roll tomorrow. I'm not losing that much TP.

Tina:
Okay.

[Gene clears his throat]

Linda:
Oh, and Gene looks great, too! Wait, what are you, hon?

Gene:
I'm rapper/actress Queen Latifah from her "U.N.I.T.Y." phase.

Linda:
Oh god, so specific and political, I love it!