Bob's Burgers, Season 7

Scalper:
On this paper, you'll find a phone number. It's the direct line to the concession stand inside. Call it, and when the guy picks up, give him the pass phrase.

Bob:
What's the pass phrase?

Scalper:
The pass phrase is (whispering, rattled coughing)

Bob:
Oh, God.

Scalper:
Word to the wise: two guys work at the concession stand. One is cool, the other is not.

Bob:
Okay. Um, what are their names?

Scalper:
They're both named Nick.

Bob:
Oh. Nice.

Scalper:
If the uncool Nick answers, hang up right away.

Bob:
How are we supposed to know which Nick we're talking to?

Scalper:
You'll know the cool Nick, 'cause, you know, he sounds cool.

Bob:
Okay.

Scalper:
Another word to the wise.

Bob:
Mm.

Scalper:
The uncool Nick knows we do this, so sometimes he tries to sound cool, and he's very good. It's almost impossible to tell the difference.

Bob:
Oh, my God.