Bob's Burgers, Season 8

Louise:
Okay, before we do this, let's talk weapons. What'd everybody bring?

Tina:
Wait, what? None. Why are we talking weapons now? There was a much better time to do this, back when we were near weapons.

Louise:
Well, I have extras. You're welcome. (sighs) Okay, here's what I got: ruler, for slapping or poking.

Gene:
Or measuring.

Tina:
Pass.

Louise:
Key chain, for stabbing.

Gene:
Or keys.

Louise:
You could also take the key chain, and you could force it down a throat.

Bob:
Yeah, you could sneak it into someone's mouth.

Louise:
Yeah.

Gene:
"Hey, what's that? Oh, keys in your mouth."

Tina:
Wha-What else you got?

Louise:
Uh, you know, mace, knife... but I'm keeping those.