BoJack Horseman, Season 1

Charlie Rose:
In 1987, the situation comedy Horsin' Around premiered on ABC. The show, in which a young, bachelor horse is forced to reevaluate his priorities when he agrees to raise three human children, was initially dismissed by critics as "broad" and "saccharine" and "not good". But the family comedy struck a chord with America and went on to air for nine seasons. The star of Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman, is our guest tonight. Welcome, BoJack.

BoJack:
It is good to be here, Charlie. Sorry I was late. The traffic...

Charlie Rose:
It's really no problem.

BoJack:
I parked in a handicapped spot, I hope that's okay.

Charlie Rose:
You parked in a—?

BoJack:
I'm sorry, disabled spot. Is that the... proper... nomenclature?

Charlie Rose:
Maybe you should move the car.

BoJack:
No, I don't think I should drive right now. I'm-I'm incredibly drunk.

Charlie Rose:
You're telling me that you're drunk right now?

BoJack:
Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview? I kind of feel like I'm nailing it.

Charlie Rose:
Yes. Anyway, we were talking about Horsin' Around. To what do you attribute the show's wide appeal?

BoJack:
Charlie, listen, y'know, I know that it's very hip these days to shit all over Horsin' Around, but at the time, I can tell you— Is it okay to say "shit"?

Charlie Rose:
Please don't.

BoJack:
'Cause I— I think the show's actually pretty solid for what it is. It's not Ibsen, sure—but look, for a lot of people, life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra. And sometimes, when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likeable people who love each other. Where, y'know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes... everything's gonna turn out okay. Y'know, because in real life... Did I already say the thing about the urethra?

Charlie Rose:
Well, let's talk about real life. What have you been doing since the show's cancellation eighteen years ago?

BoJack:
That's a great question, Charlie. I, uh... Uh, I... [beat] Ummm...