BoJack Horseman, Season 1

Todd:
Morning, sunshine! [BoJack groans] Why so gloomy, roomy?

BoJack:
First of all, we're not roommates. You are my houseguest.

Todd:
Well, we don't need to put labels on things.

BoJack:
You sleep on my couch and you don't pay rent. I've had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don't even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.

Todd:
Because my parents kicked me out and I had nowhere to go, and even though you don't want anyone to know it—

[BoJack turns on the blender for Todd to finish his sentence before turning it off]

Todd:
...you secretly have a good heart.

BoJack:
You told me they didn't approve of your "alternative lifestyle". I thought you were, like, a troubled gay teen or something. I didn't realize by "alternative lifestyle" that you meant you were lazy.

Todd:
That's on you for making assumptions. Also, if you're looking for the Toaster Strudels, I got really high last night and ate them all.

[BoJack groans and he shuts the compartment door]

Todd:
Did you say you've had tapeworms?