BoJack Horseman, Season 1

Diane:
Do you know the story of the dad from The Brady Bunch?

BoJack:
The dad from The Brady Bunch? As I recall, he was raising three boys of his own. They were four men living all together, but they were all alone. That is profoundly sad.

Diane:
No, the story is that the guy who played the dad hated being on The Brady Bunch because he was a real actor, and he considered it beneath him. Sound familiar?

BoJack:
That's not all that was beneath him! ...Gay joke. Sorry, I'm better than that.

Diane:
Most people don't even get to do The Brady Bunch version of the thing they want to do with their lives. You're actually in a really good position now, because you can pretty much do anything you want. You're responsible for your own happiness, you know?

BoJack:
Good Lord, that's depressing.

Diane:
No, it's not.

BoJack:
I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

[In a flashback, BoJack is shown trying to pour cereal into a bowl. Only a few pieces come out at first, but then all of it comes out, overflowing onto the table.]

BoJack:
[groaning] Todd! I need help!