BoJack Horseman, Season 1

Todd:
The reason I have called this house meeting is because—

BoJack:
Todd, how many times have we been over this? You don't have the authority to call house meetings. Only I can call a house meeting. You can propose a house meeting.

Todd:
All right, fine, fine, fine, but the reason I propose this house meeting—

BoJack:
Your proposal has been submitted and is under board review. *sips beer* Proposal denied.

Todd:
BoJack, this Sarah Lynn thing is getting out of control, okay? She's taking advantage of you.

BoJack:
What? No, she's not. We have a special relationship. You couldn't possibly understand.

Todd:
Oh, my God, look at what she's done to your house! All right, look, I mean, I stepped on a needle earlier. I think I'm addicted to heroin now, so now that's probably gonna be a whole thing.

Diane:
I have to say, I agree with Todd. You're not this girl's father and you're not doing her any favors by refusing to set boundaries.

BoJack:
Look, I played a dad for nine years on TV, so I think I know a little bit more about parenting than you two jokers. The kids on Horsin' Around didn't need boundaries. All they needed was some good, old-fashioned love.

Todd:
BoJack!! This is not a TV show, okay? This is real life! [a flaming lemur runs around the room]

Lemur:
Lemur on fire!! Lemur on fire!! [crashes through wall; pan back to BoJack, Diane and Todd]

BoJack:
Some good, old-fashioned love, and I'm gonna give it to her. I'm gonna give it to her so... hard. [leaves; Todd turns to Diane]

Todd:
Y'know, I feel like we don't ever hang out.