BoJack Horseman, Season 1

Todd:
[sing-song] Todd bless these scrambled eggs, eggs from the fridge, sunny side them and guide them—

BoJack's Voice:
"Todd! Stop singing your dumb scrambled egg song!"

Todd:
Who said that?

BoJack's Voice:
"If you're wondering who said that, it's this note that you're reading. You're hearing my voice in your head because that's how reading works."

Todd:
Oh, yeah.

BoJack's Voice:
"As you might've noticed, Todd, I've left you home alone for the day, and frankly I already regret that decision. Here's what you need to do: nothing. Don't touch my stuff and don't make a mess. Pick me up at the airport tomorrow and until then: DON'T. DO. ANYTHING."

[Todd stays still for a long pause; he then sneezes himself with egg all over]

Todd:
Well, seal's broken. Might as well enjoy myself.