BoJack Horseman, Season 1

[BoJack turns to "Vincent Adultman" at the bar]

Vincent:
Hi.

BoJack:
So you're the quote-unquote "person singular" that everyone's so crazy about. What have you got figured out that I don't?

Vincent:
Uumm... Adult stuff?

BoJack:
Yeah, I'm not seeing it. But that doesn't matter. Not everything's about me. And maybe I am a little jealous. Not because I actually want to date Princess Carolyn anymore... but just because I don't like the idea that I can't. I guess I just assumed I always could. But I made a lot of bad decisions. Not just with her, with... [sighs] with everyone, really. [beat] You know, Princess Carolyn was right. You are a good listener.

Vincent:
Thanks.

BoJack:
You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. [long beat] Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it? [Vincent tends to him with his broom hand]

Vincent:
Don't be sad. [strokes him] Good horsey. [continues stroking his head]

BoJack:
..It actually feels kind of nice.