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Richie:
Is Dave attacking that Seagull?

Eddie:
Either that or he's shagging it.

Richie:
No the seagulls attacking him! Now with the left, now the right, that's it Dave that's how you fly away.

Eddie:
Come on Dave, take your coat off! Kick him where it hurts!

Richie:
Ouch! He's kicked himself in the bollocks hasn't he?

Eddie:
Look there go all the seagull's mates, flying off, laughing and with Dave's wallet.