Bones, Season 5

Sweets:
[shows Booth the menu] Hey, today's special: chicken. Ironic.

Booth:
Right... [discreetly aside to Brennan, shields his face with menu] Everything ok there Bones? I know when something's wrong with you. And something's wrong. What can I do to help?

Brennan:
Angela and I had a fight.

Booth:
[puts menu down] Nothing I can do to help!

Brennan:
You want to hear about it?

Booth:
No!

Sweets:
Why not?

Booth:
Why? Because her and Angela are best friends and Bones is gonna want me to take her side and agree that Angela was wrong. And then, you know, the two of them are gonna make up and then they're gonna be mad at me. So, no thank you!

Sweets:
It's very interesting.

Booth:
[to Sweets] You know, the way you say "very interesting" is very irritating. Listen, Bones, I'd do anything for you. I'd die for you, I'd kill for you, but I am not getting in the middle of two best friends.

[...]

[Brennan gets up to leave]

Booth:
[grabs her hand] Woah, woah, listen, Bones. Everything is gonna be ok between you and Angela. All right? You two are like sisters.

Brennan:
[sadly] I'm just not used to not getting along with people.

Sweets:
Seriously? 'Cause it seems like–– [groans as Booth cuts him off by kicking him extremely hard under the table]

Brennan:
Thanks, Booth.