Bones, Season 5

Booth:
Fishing is not a sport!

Brennan:
What? Monuments to sporting events in ancient Egypt include fishing, as well as swimming and wrestling.

Booth:
Come on! No sweat, no sport!

Brennan:
Well -- oh! Boris Spassky at chess. He used to perspire profusely.

Booth:
Why do you got to make things so complicated? Let me break it down for you, okay? Basketball, football, hockey: that's a sport. Board games, fishing: not a sport!

Cam:
No problem going easy on the fried food after this one.

Brennan:
Well, the International Olympic Committee is considering adding chess as a sport.

Cam:
Not a sport.

Booth:
See! Not a sport!

Cam:
Neither is, uh, ribbon twirling, bridge or synchronized swimming.

Booth:
Synchronized swimming, that's not a sport, that's for sure.

Cam:
Oh, God. I'm in the middle of something, aren't I? Oh, look! Dead guy!

Booth:
Yeah, look at that. Colonel's not going to like this one.

Cam:
Male, no sign of clothing, all other stats still unknown. He was found at the bottom of this grease receptical by those lovely gentleman over there.

Brennan:
The remains are covered in flesh. Why am I here?

Cam:
I don't know. I told Booth. Oh, God. In the middle again!