Bones, Season 5

Brennan:
It's ridiculous to think that there's anything on this planet worth seeing which merits crossing what are literally astronomical distances.

Booth:
Maybe aliens are anthropologists. Maybe they just want to study our religion, and sex, and love, and our funny languages and line dancing.

Brennan:
That's an interesting possibility I hadn't considered.

Booth:
Well they're living creatures. They like to reach out, Bones.

Brennan:
Living creatures like to reach out and eat each other.

Booth:
Oh, so what are you saying? That the aliens just want to come down here and drink our spinal fluid?

Brennan:
Well, if the aliens are advanced enough to fly faster than light, then they can probably make spinal fluid.

Booth:
Well you just said that aliens are nice.

Brennan:
I did not.

Booth:
You just basically said that aliens are nice anthropologists.

Brennan:
I don't think so.

Booth:
You think that aliens are you!

Brennan:
[laughs] You got me! I'm one of them. I was sent down as an advanced scout.

Booth:
Ha! I knew it! No probing! No probing!

Brennan:
[laughs] Hey, probing is a valuable way to gather information.

Booth:
I know how you people like to probe!