Bones, Season 5

Hodgins:
Page 187. [places Brennan's new book on the table] Mind reading it aloud?

Angela:
Page 187. I am not reading the sparky bits to you! You get somebody else to do that, sicko.

Hodgins:
Okay, fine. Read it to yourself, then. [watches as Angela reads] That's that thing that I do. Nobody does that thing. It's my thing that I do.

Angela:
Right.

Hodgins:
It's not a well known thing. It's, you know, my thing that I do.

Angela:
Right. I remember. I was there.

Hodgins:
You told Brennan about that thing I do!

Angela:
It's a very good thing.

Hodgins:
It's my thing! That I do! Did you tell her that it was my thing?

Angela:
You mean did I give you credit?

Hodgins:
Yes! Did you?

Angela:
No.

Hodgins:
Good, because I don't need her looking at me thinking about that thing I do.

Angela:
Well that's good, then.

Hodgins:
But now that thing I do is in print and every guy that reads that book is going to give it a shot. [sighs] Oh, well. You know I've got other things that I do. [Angela laughs] My advice: only sleep with guys that can't read, because otherwise you'll never be rid of me.