Bones, Season 6

Cam:
So what was it like to meet Hannah?

Brennan:
Oh, she seems very pleasant and attractive. Her face fits comfortably within the Golden Ratio.

Hodgins:
So you guys did math together?

Brennan:
No, the Golden Ratio is a formula that determines beauty; 1 to 1.618. For instance, the width of the mouth to the width of the cheeks --

Angela:
So she's hot?

Clark:
I see some particulates here, Dr. Hodgins, you know, if we still care about finding what happened to these poor people.

Cam:
I just assumed that when you guys got back from your trip you'd be a real couple.

Brennan:
We were never a couple.

Clark:
Dr. Saroyan, you assured me that you would try to keep this workplace professional.

Cam:
And I will, Dr. Edison.

Angela:
No, no, no. You were a couple, you just weren't having sex. Were you jealous?

Brennan:
Of course not. I'm happy for Booth. Why would I be jealous?

Clark:
[back turned to the rest of the team] Because it's obvious you and Agent Booth were attracted to each other! I mean, a blind man could see that. [the rest of the team turn and glare at him, unbeknownst to him] I just couldn't understand why you two didn't rip each other's clothes off. I mean, just get all butt naked and-- [stops in horror when he realizes what he's saying, turns around and sees everyone looking at him] [panics] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god....um, I'm sorry....it just popped out!