Bones, Season 6

Brennan:
Why are you angry at me?

Booth:
Forget it.

Brennan:
No, you can't say "forget it" to your partner. You taught me that.

Booth:
I just don't like the idea that my partner thinks that me and Jacob Broadsky are alike.

Brennan:
You are similar in many ways.

Booth:
[sarcastically] Great! Thanks, Bones.

Brennan:
But not in the most important way. How can I put this in a way that you will understand?

Booth:
Why don't you try and say it in teeny tiny words?

Brennan:
Okay. Broadsky is bad. You are good. That's as simply as I can put it.

Booth:
[laughs] You don't believe in absolutes like good or bad, all right? You think it's where people stand.

Brennan:
From where I stand, you are good and Broadsky's bad.

Booth:
Thanks for standing there, Bones.

Brennan:
I'm standing right beside you, Booth, like always. Like I always will. I'm being metaphorical, of course, because we are currently sitting.

Booth:
Thank goodness, because I thought I'd shrunk.

Brennan:
[laughs] That's funny, because you made a joke based on relative position, which goes back thematically to our discussion of situation morality.

Booth:
Ha! That's not why it's funny.

Brennan:
Tell me another one!