Bones, Season 6

Angela:
[in pain] Ouuuuhhh! [holds her belly, gasping for air] Oh-ouuuhhh!

Hodgins:
[looking at Angela in pain] Oh god!

Angela:
Oh, don't worry! It's nothing, it's nothing! Ouuuuhhh!![shouting in pain]

Hodgins:
[goes to Angela] Okay, that is definitely something! OH MY GOD! [panicking] OH GOD! Okay! BABY! OH, OKAY! [looks at outside, shouting] BABY! Okay! Okay! [looks back at Angela, shouting and gesturing at Angela's belly] BABY!

Angela:
[gasping in pain] According to the birthing class, that is SOO not how you're suppose to react right now!

Hodgins:
Right! Right! [trying to calm down] Uh...I should..I should..

Angela:
GET THE CAR!!

Hodgins:
Go get the car!! Okay, I'm..[running out of the room, stops to tell Angela] I'm gonna get the car! [runs and stop again, returns back] KEYS! Oh, I need keys! Where're my keys..[feeling his pocket, looking around the room] where the hell are my keys!? [Angela looks at Hodgins, frustrated and in pain] Don't look at me like that, babe! I know what I'm doing, okay!? I'm gonna...I'm gonna get the keys! I'm totally...[looking for his keys] and completely...calm..WHERE THE HELL ARE MY KEYS!?

Angela:
Oh wow! Men are so not made for this!