Boy Meets World, Season 2

Mr. Turner:
(reading Shawn's poem)

"My uncle Ralph, he does not care,

'Cause twice a month, he gets welfare.

My uncle Chuck has nylon hair,

He bought the rug with his welfare."

[skimming ahead] "Old Corvair... long nose hair... electric chair..." It's a very colorful family you have there, Shawn.

Shawn:
I didn't use their real names. Is that okay?

Mr. Turner:
Oh, yeah. The less I know, the better.