Bones, Season 9

Wendell:
[in shock] Oh my god it's moving!

Hodgins:
[chuckles] Yeahhhh it means that the larval development is almost complete. When the time comes, it'll detach its anal hooks and slide out to greet the world.

Wendell:
Dude, you have totally lost the plot. Angela is going to divorce you.

Hodgins:
[grins] Nah, I know my Angie. When she sees this little botfly––

Wendell:
[in disbelief] Listen to yourself!!

[...]

Hodgins:
Ah, Wendell, um...truthfully, Angie is a little unsupportive of me being a botfly surrogate...

Wendell:
[mockingly] What a shock.

Hodgins:
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind being with me when the little guy comes out?

Wendell:
You want me to be your midwife???

Hodgins:
I was thinking, more like birthing partner

Wendell:
[speechless] I'm going insane.