Bones, Season 9

[Booth is helping a drunk Brennan into the house and onto the couch]

Brennan:
Although I did not start the fight, I felt obligated to finish it. You would've been very proud...

Booth:
[grins] Ok, come on...let's just try to get inside, all right? Just sit down. [helps Brennan through the living room and sits her down on an ottoman] You know how many favors I had to call in so you guys wouldn't get arrested?

[...]

Booth:
Did you have fun, or was it all about the fighting?

Brennan:
[still drunk] We danced on the bar.

Booth:
Wow.

Brennan:
Does that sound like fun?

Booth:
Sounds like a blast.

Brennan:
I told Angela it was your idea that I should go. [Booth raises his eyebrows] She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever [grabs Booth's jaw and grins at him] even though that can't be confirmed empirically but I don't give a crap. Then I told her some of the things that we did in the bathtub last week.

Booth:
No no no no. You didn't say about the bathtub did you?!

Brennan:
You wanna do some of that right now?

Booth:
If we did that you would drown. Let's just get some sleep, ok?