Bridgerton, Season 1

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
You barely know the young lady. What on earth were you thinking?

Colin Bridgerton:
I was thinking you would probably respond like this and how little I would care to hear.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
Do you think this is a joke? Poor Mother was beside herself.

Colin Bridgerton:
Mother seems perfectly happy to me. She congratulated us.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
So, you compromised this young lady?

Colin Bridgerton:
Certainly not. I am a gentleman.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
Then why ever would you...

Colin Bridgerton:
Why does anyone marry, brother? For love, of course.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
Look, I know you are still rather green, and that is my fault. I should've taken you to brothels when you returned home from Eton. So if this is simply a matter of wetting your wick...

Colin Bridgerton:
You really are an ass. Do you know that?

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
This is what comes of not sowing your wild oats. Proposing to the first chit you set your cap at.

Colin Bridgerton:
Enough! You insult me and you insult my intended. It is not my fault, nor Marina's that you cannot fathom true attachment.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
You are still a child, Colin.

Colin Bridgerton:
I'm older than Daphne and you were happy to marry her off.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
It is not the same and you know it.

Colin Bridgerton:
I know nothing of the sort.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
Then you betray your immaturity!

Colin Bridgerton:
If I caused Mother discomfort today, I am sorry for it. I shall speak with her. The truth is, I do not require your permission to marry Miss Thompson... but I would very much prefer to have your blessing.

Lord Anthony Bridgerton:
Then I am afraid I must disappoint you.

Colin Bridgerton:
You have... in more ways than one.