Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

Santiago:
If I'm ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor; I need my rabbi.

Peralta:
Sorry, dude, but this new guy's gonna be a washed-up pencil-pusher who's only concerned with [robot gestures, robotic voice] following every rule in the patrol guide. Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged!

Holt:
[standing right behind Peralta] Is that what you think?

Peralta:
[stands up, turns around, smiles] H-hey! New captain alert! [looks around, laughs awkwardly] You must be the new C.O.! I'm Detective Jake Peralta, great to meet you—

Holt:
Now don't let me interrupt, you were describing what kind of person I'm going to be. I'd like you to finish.

Peralta:
Nah, that's not necessary. [Holt looks back, stone-faced] Or I could recap, very quickly, sure! Um, let's see, I think I said some joke about you being a washed-out pencil-pusher—

Holt:
Now do the robot voice. The robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule-following robot. I want to hear it again.

Peralta:
[looks around nervously, speaks more quietly, does robot gestures] Um, meep-morp. Zarp. Robot!

Holt:
That's a terrible robot voice.

Peralta:
Yup.

Holt:
The next time I see you I'd like you to be wearing a necktie.