Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

[NYPD Deputy Commissioner Podolski has arrived at the 99th Precinct, bullied Peralta into releasing his son Trevor, the one who'd been tagging NYPD vehicles with spray paint cans, resulting in thousands of dollars in expenses. Podolski has left the building; Peralta comes into Holt's office and drops his report on Trevor on Holt's desk.]

Peralta:
Well, we don't have to worry about Podolski's son anymore. The case is officially out of my hands. No charges filed.

Holt:
[Examining the report] Why is there yogurt on this?

Peralta:
The Deputy Commissioner threw my report into Terry's trash can. And he'd been eating yogurt earlier.

Holt:
Terry loves yogurt. Something wrong?

Peralta:
Yeah. I called six precincts about this kid! He's been brought in a dozen times. Theft, vandalism, drunken disorderly- but he's never been processed. His daddy comes in and bails him out every time! He's a lucky little jerk.

Holt:
No, I wouldn't say lucky. I feel bad for this kid. I mean, what kind of father cares so little for his son that he lets him get away with everything? [Seemingly nonchalant] Well, he's someone else's problem now. Like you said, it's out of your hands.

Peralta:
All right, I see what you're trying to do, but it's not gonna work. I'm not gonna arrest him. I'm gonna arrest him!

Holt:
You want backup?

Peralta:
Yes!