Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

[Peralta and Holt stop Deputy Commissioner Podolski in one of the 99's vandalized marked units]

Deputy Commissioner Podolski:
What is this?! You can't do this! Get that thing out of here!

Peralta:
Excuse me, sir. Trevor Podolski, you're under arrest for vandalism and destruction of property.

Trevor Podolski:
Dad!

Deputy Commissioner Podolski:
What are you doing? I told you to back off, Peralta.

Peralta:
First off, the name is Santiago, Detective Amy Santiago. Second, I'm arresting your son, which, as I say it aloud, seems like an unwise choice. But it's the one I'm making. Once again my name is Amy Santiago!

Deputy Commissioner Podolski:
You're being stupid, Peralta. Don't be stupid. I can make your life miserable.

Holt:
Commissioner, please don't talk to my detective in that tone. If you have a complaint you can take it up with me.

Deputy Commissioner Podolski:
You just made yourself a very powerful enemy, Holt. I'm gonna be watching you- both of you- like a hawk!

Holt:
You're gonna have to try a little harder if you want to scare me. I've been an openly gay cop since 1987 so you're not the first superior officer to threaten me. You know why I'm still standing here? 'Cause I do my job. And I do it right.