Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

Holt:
Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want paperwork on all your closed cases by tomorrow. Scully, you can just write "I didn't close any" on a piece of paper.

Scully:
You got it.

Amy:
I already got my paperwork in, Captain.

Holt:
Then I guess this little reminder isn't for you.

Jake:
[Quietly] Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.

Amy:
No, he doesn't. We have a good relationship. We're on the same page.

Holt:
Something to share with the rest of us, Santiago?

Amy:
No, sir. I wasn't- [Turns and points behind her] Peralta was the one that was talking!

Jake:
God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.

Amy:
Joke's on you; I skipped fourth grade.

Holt:
Santiago! Anything else?