Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

Jake:
20 seconds to spare. Game over, Captain. Check me.

Holt:
I think you mean "Checkmate". You really need to learn how to play chess. How'd you get everyone to help you?

Jake:
I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.

[In a flashback, Jake is standing on a chair in front of the other detectives, speaking in a terrible Scottish accent.]

Jake:
For too long we've been put down, ridiculed, made to wear ties! But no more! For today, we defeat him!

[Back in the interrogation room.]

Holt:
And that worked?

Jake:
No. Oh, no, not at all. My speech did not inspire them. So I bribed them. I told them that if we pulled this off I would do all of their paperwork. And since you're doing all of my paperwork...

Holt:
I'm impressed, Peralta. Well done.

Jake:
Thank you, sir.

[Holt goes to the interrogation room door and opens it.]

Boyle:
In fact, the thing you failed to see, Captain, is that teamwork is the... [Holt walks out of the room past him.]

Jake:
Captain! Sir? He's not coming back.