Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

Holt:
Detective Peralta has made a collar in the jewelry store heist.

Boyle:
Way to go, Jakie! [Raises hand for high five]

Jake:
Ah, that's okay... [Grabs Boyle's hand and lowers it]

Holt:
No. He didn't get sufficient evidence to make it stick, so we have the next 48 hours to fix his mistake.

[The officers and detectives in the briefing room groan.]

Amy:
Damn it, Jake. What evidence did you have when you arrested this guy?

Jake:
Some pretty ironclad stuff.

[In a flashback, Jake approaches Dustin Whitman at a magazine stand.]

Jake:
Dustin; it's been a while. Mind if I ask you a few questions?

Dustin:
Well, well. If it isn't Joke Peralta. [Laughs]

Jake:
Okay, that's it! You're under arrest!

[Back in the briefing room.]

Jake:
Case closed?

[Amy shakes her head and glares.]

Holt:
If we don't find something conclusive, it jeopardizes the case and opens up the Department to a lawsuit. So cancel your plans. We're here until this is over.

Amy:
Damn it, Peralta!

[The officers and detectives groan again and throw some balls of paper at Jake.]

Holt:
Now, I know everyone's mad at Detective Peralta for ruining their weekend.

Jake:
But?

Holt:
That was it. I was just demonstrating for Detective Peralta what a fact is.